So... I have returned from my glorious trip from europe. Things here aren't exactly the same as I though they would be. Actually, maybe I did expect it... I've been building up an enormous amount of karma over the last 22 years. It is time for some of that to be imposed on me. My girlfriend dumped me for some other dude when i called to say hi in Paris. Who would have known 3 weeks was such an enormous period of time. My job said they don't need me any more. My back window wont roll up. And my serpentine belt may be "dangerously close to breaking." As I have said on numerous occasions, "life sucks and then you die." Actually, I guess it is not that bad. I might get a job laying carpet with despain, and I would start making more money than I currently make. And I'm pretty sure that I want to be gay... so the girl think wont be that big of a deal. Amen.