I sit in a sultry mood in my apartment... one of my roommates knitting a scarf, the cold snow haralding my arrival, and a crimson rainbow of irridecent apathy permiating the air. Ma in her kierchif, and I in my hat, had just settled down for a long winters nap (recalled to my memory by Jared). A wonderful time to reflect on this new year, and to make some resolutions. Since lists are the new thing this year....:

New Year's Resolutions:

1. Give up on hope
2. Eat more $6 burgers at Carl's Jr. (only $3.99)
3. Legally assimalate peganism into Christianity
4. Pray to Fertility Godess
5. Be more fertile
6. Don't be a pedophile
6 1/2. Grow a pumpkin THIS big!
7. Run
8. Skip
9. and Jump...

So... to you, and your's, and also mine, and mine's.... I wish a chaste New Year... and may we await the coming of the year of the Dragon... in thy mercy... Amen.