So... the new Russell Crow movie caused quite the stir amoungst the masses... but to be honest, I'm not quite sure that I'm a great fan. The story line lacked of... depth... I don't know if that's what you would call it. But there were all these extra story lines that had no bearing on anything. There really were no twists or turns in the plot to hold my attention... just a long, long movie... seemed like to me. But I was probably drunk or something ridiculous like that at the time... so you never can be too sure. There were some pretty cool battle scenes and whatnot, but even then, I just imagined Maximus Arelious in some arena fighting some dude with a lion. I don't know... maybe it's just me.

My beloved brother is attempting to hook me up with some girl that he doesn't know... I think... For some reason I doubt his ability to play matchmaker... But most likely I think he's probably trying to make me look like an idiot... I mean... that's what I would do if I was him. Sounds like fine silk and hors'deuvres for the rest of us.

"You can get anything you want at Allison's Resturaunt... [something... something] around the back, 1/2 a mile from the railroad tracks..." Amen.