"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Mark)

I believe the above quote to be true with all my hart (the Olde Englishe term for deer). What's up with the extra "e" on the end of everything these days. If you want something to represent a "classic" look, or demonstrate a return to "traditional American values," you put the "e" on it? Doesn't make any sense to me. Especially since I, personally, think of England when I see it. Or Ireland/Scotland. But, if the customer buys it then I guess its gotta work. But out of the top pubs/resturants/etc. that exist in this blasted strip of land that we call home, how many are of good report, praiseworthy, or have an extra "e" on the end of it? I would guess that a great majority do not. SO.... Conclusion: the "e" represents failure.

Tonight we had an occasion called Fall Fling which has been hyped as the fall, "event-to-remember". Boy-howdy was it a hoot-dandy. A hoot-sauce-dandy. No, sarcasm aside, it was fun. Mostly due to us making a couple of new friends. So instead of it being just Taylor and I the whole night, it was Taylor, me, and a couple of girls. Yes... girls. I didn't think that it was possible. But I guess we have quasi-magnetic personalities afterall... well... actually that's probably a drastic overstatement. We were carrying high caliber weapons, large quantities of mace, either, and the latest in mind control devices... friends... hostages... in my book there is really no difference... The Blog says it, and so it is true. Amen.

To view more info on "olde" english words: http://www.rootsweb.com/~genepool/sayings.htm