"And I will feed them that opress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be made drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine..." (Isaiah 49:26)

Have you ever wondered why there are 83,000 different Christian denominations in the U.S. Take a look at the quote above. Isn't the Bible amazing? Anyone, anywhere can look through it and find some completely random verse somewhere and make a religion off of it. Look at JW's, their whole religion is based around being completely random and ridiculous. But onto things, not necessarily more important... but most likely, still considered things.

I am now proud to report that I am the proud owner of a job. Yes... it is true! I will no longer be living off of loans and the extrenuating sale of my body to strangers to supply bread for my starving family. I recently got hired on with Florida Keys Engraving. I will be making key chains, magnets, etc with various designs. Have you ever wondered where all those missionaries get those marvelously designed name-tags... today I saw the machine that supplies the entire world with name-tags. Simply amazing. Now... if I can make like a diet and curtail my expenditures, while raking in a marvelous bounty of hard capital, I should be rolling in liquid refreshment the world over. Boy howdy will I!! I am also pleased to report that of the 15 emplyees they have had over the last year, only one of them has lost a finger on the job... not bad. Unfortunately, I consider myself to be a fairly accident-prone person, so... I'd approzimate that I have a 50/50% shot of losing a digit/dieing in the next 4 - 6 months. But you know, that's what life is all about, taking chances and all that shwack. Just remember, "I am the Egg-Man, we are the Walrus. Couk-couk-ca-chew. couk-couk-ca-chew." Amen.