Joseph Stalin Today on Blog Talk!

Note: Because of the language barrier we have brought in Linguistics Specialist and California Candidate for Governor Gary Coleman to translate. This diagram indicates how the translation and interview will be held:

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Blog Talk: Thanks a bunch guys for coming today... especially thanks to you Gary for helping us out with the translation here. Afterward we have a bunch of pie that you may help yourselves to, may I recommend the Key Lime one. Now Joseph, the world's been wondering lately... what's the deal with Russia? Or as you knew it the United Socialist Soviet Republic.

Joseph Stalin: Well Matt, to be honest... I think Russia sucks. The Mother country was never ment to be put through this kind of... as you American Pigs call, Capitalist Renovation. Personally I think capitalism sucks, and we can see how well "Russia" is doing with the new systems... I think ideas of uneducated heads far outgrew the birthmark... if you know what I mean.

Blog Talk: I think we know exactly what you mean. So tell us how you and Hitler are doing. I mean... after he attacked you, you must have some hard feelings between you two. Now that you are both dead, and most likely burning in hell... do you find that you can put aside your differences and become... well... maybe not friends... but... learn to tolerate each other?

Stalin: We've actually been getting along great. After talking with each other... we've learned to realize that in life we were both searching, somewhat for the same ideals. Sure we went around it different ways... but I feel we've forgiven each others trespasses.

Blog Talk: I'm sure you've heard about the governors race in Califoria... How do you feel about it? Do you feel that it has become a mockery?

Coleman: What you talkin' 'bout?

Stalin (untranslated): Short, black, TV actor, make good candidate. Arnold is mortal enemy, Austrian. Must destroy. Larry Flint good too.

Blog Talk: Well... is there anything, besides your appearant love of Pornography that you would like to express to all the viewers out there?

Stalin: Socialism is actually a beautiful system of government full of life, and color, and joy. Capitalist pigs like you can never understand the joy of a socialist system. You're to "hip" and "rad" to understand. Someday, however, the iron curtain will fall and the hammer will be your tool, and with the sickle you will harvest your grain. With this pie I will make a new beginning... a fresh start... like the crispy, ever-so-moist, crust of this delicious key-lime pie.

Blog Talk: Thanks for coming on the show... to the audience... feel free to comment below.