Tuesday, August 05, 2003

I can see that my previous blog has caused a lot of... disturbances within the blog community... I wont hesitate to say that I think it's absolutely hilarious. I'm thinking that the probable cause of the uproar was the red lettering. And perhaps the big picture of John Paul with his arms outspread and the insinuation that God wasn't in Rome... etc... didn't help out matters. But I think mostly it's because the text was in red... color of passion. So to calm things down, I'm going to go to blue... there, doesn't that feel nice... relaxed, and calm. I figured to start a new alliance with our catholic buddies, both foreign and domestic... of course, I wont apoligize for my pope comments and pictures because I esteem them as funny. But let's you and I find a common enemy... say... Baptist. I mean, they don't even have a leg to stand on. Having lived in Viginia for the last couple of years I've seen some pretty amazing things... perhaps it's modern religion, perhaps it's just the South... but there is a lot of corruption and a lot of money that goes into religion these days. The last time I checked there were 83,000 different christian churches and 172 different versions of the english bible. Our friend George who made the comment that our friend Joe, who is studying "religion and philosophy from and over-priced university," was "[not] going to get you far in life" is perhaps a bit off. I believe Joe will graduate and become a leader of, perhaps the 83,001 christian church in America. All he has to do is go to some lower-income community and herd the people in... twist the bible, etc, and tell the people that their problems will go away if they reach into their wallet and give their money to "God." Of course... it wont always be good... someday someone will see him and and one of the deacons wife driving away in a brand new Lexus... he'll have to leave amidst the scorn of Adultry and start over somewhere else... but, all in all, religion is big money.

Oh, "these Mormon kids are pretty f*^%ing stupid" requires some attention. I beg to differ, and any student of religion and philosophy from and over-priced university should know this. Consider it a free lesson from me. Now if you were only refering to the "mormons" on this site and not to "mormons" in general, I'm sorry. Mormons in general are some of the most highly educated, self-sufficient, and notable members of society. They are overly represented in both local and national government and hold positions and have leadership in some of the most renouned international businesses in the world. Look it up in your "over-priced university library." Making a "blanket" statement such as that is not one that a student of philosophy should do. I study currently at a low-priced university, and I can say with confidence that God hates you...
Actually I was just kidding with that one... Well... see ya later.

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