"Have you ever seen a grown man naked" (Airplane)

So I blocked this guy named "Joe" from commenting... I wouldn't have done it, but frankly it was just getting ridiculous.

Went tonight and sat in the hot tub. Nothing like a nice dip to rekindle my testicular fortitude. Sometimes you need a nice swim like that when your testicular fortitude meter is way down, just to build it back up. We went to Six Flags Magic Mountain yesterday for the 4th time this summer. It was, as the Northern Californians would call, "hella crouded." We went on the ride X and it made me feel like I was giving birth to a 14 Lb watermelon. The women who experienced that ride described a strong desire to gain overian fortitude... they said it was like getting struck in a felopian tube with a sharp, pointy rock... whatever that means. I'm going to be heading up to Provo for school in a little while... a little scared... a little cold... a couple wolves after me.

My friend Lauren was asking why we don't make fun of the Lutherans around here. Unfortunately I think I only know one Lutheran... so I can create a steriotype from her that all Lutheran are hot, skanky, whores... almost the same as Mormons... only we aren't as prone to hammer thesis' on Chapel doors... I'm not really into thesis' anyways. Amen.