"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in cage." Howbeit a big cage...
I will be free soon of my current cage, seeing as I am going to be heading up to "Mormon Country USA," where I will be put into a different cage. But still a change is good. I was talking to one of my buddies who's out in Virginia today, I will probably have the opportunity to go to Athens, Greece in the summer of 2004 and work at the olympics. Get this: 17 bucks an hour and they pay for my flights and my room. And I don't even have to kill anyone for it... not that I wasn't willing to... So I thought that was pretty cool and that I would write about it here in my handy-dandy Blog. I will be studying MIS (Management Information Systems) and hopefully I will have my masters in 3 - 4 years. My over-all goal, after consulting with a few people, is to become Allen Greenspan the most powerful man in the world. From there, through fraud and extortion, I will take over the world. Unfortunately that will probably lead to the untimely demise of any and/or all of you who are now reading this blog which contains my devious plans. But don't you worry, I will create a Utopian society where everything is made completely out of leather... cost efficient, sturd, and besides... my friend Reid looks absolutely great in leather pants.
I will be free soon of my current cage, seeing as I am going to be heading up to "Mormon Country USA," where I will be put into a different cage. But still a change is good. I was talking to one of my buddies who's out in Virginia today, I will probably have the opportunity to go to Athens, Greece in the summer of 2004 and work at the olympics. Get this: 17 bucks an hour and they pay for my flights and my room. And I don't even have to kill anyone for it... not that I wasn't willing to... So I thought that was pretty cool and that I would write about it here in my handy-dandy Blog. I will be studying MIS (Management Information Systems) and hopefully I will have my masters in 3 - 4 years. My over-all goal, after consulting with a few people, is to become Allen Greenspan the most powerful man in the world. From there, through fraud and extortion, I will take over the world. Unfortunately that will probably lead to the untimely demise of any and/or all of you who are now reading this blog which contains my devious plans. But don't you worry, I will create a Utopian society where everything is made completely out of leather... cost efficient, sturd, and besides... my friend Reid looks absolutely great in leather pants.

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