Not trying to indulge in any homoerotic fantasys of any sort. But the beach has got to be a great haven for men of the homosexual orientation. For example, today we we down and chilled at the beach... the male to female ratio was 3:1. Now, judging that all 3 men and the 1 female are all straight... the chances of the males getting a female are 1/3. While the female odds are great... it just ain't doing much for the males. So my idea... now stay with me every one: What if 2 of the males ended up being gay? That would bring the ratios around perfectly. Also... we would be perfectly "politically correct." We would have our token "woman," and our token "gay" man. I know what you are thinking... who's gonna be gay... whos gonna be stright. But just with any good plan... it's gonna require sacrafice. Hard work, diligence, and sacrifice.