I made a change to my blog title today. I changed it to "Super #1 Blog in the Entire World" as and opening to my newest entry. And that is: Asian Resturant Names:
Have you ever noticed that Chinesse Food places have some of the most ridiculously absurd names ever. For example: We had a Hogi Yogi (a sandwich chain found on the west coast) which decided that the white-trash market found in Yucaipa just wasn't their style. They move out and and asian couple move in and buy the place. The change the name to Hogi-dough (because like all asians think: "Who doesn't like doughnuts?") I don't know... perhaps it just bugs me. Their was this resturant out in Virginia whos name was "Super Number 1 Chinesse Food Resturant" (I can't remeber if they actually spelled out the word "number" or used a "#"). Now, with a title that long, you better have some freakin' good food. Otherwise thats an obstruction of public well-being. And I'm not about that. Ironically, in the same town there is another resturant titled, "Best Chinesse Food." Now, fellow readers, how is it possible that these two could exist simultaneously? If what they claim is true, i believe the universe would skism, collapse on itself, and create a giant lump of dried poison with which i would choke on. Fortunately, I had the opportunity to visit both of these resturants. "Super Number 1 Chinesse Food" in actuality isn't very super. The prices were crappy (i only get the buffet), lacked selection, and just over-all sucked. Meanwhile the other had very good food at a reasonable rate. Plus... they had a Mongolian BBQ (a sweeping fade in the east). However, I'm not quite sure how the mongols would feel being lumped in with the Chinesse, the Khans are probably rolling over in their ever-so-shallow graves at the smell of their fresh beef, chicken, lamb, pork, fresh vegetables, and special sauces permiating the air of some chinesse resturant like some Boxer Rebellion gone sour. Which leads me to the conclusion that I like Mongolians more than Chinesse, doughnuts are a Chinesse conspiracy, and the length of something doesn't necessarily make it better (which is good when it comes to me and some things *wink *wink).
Have you ever noticed that Chinesse Food places have some of the most ridiculously absurd names ever. For example: We had a Hogi Yogi (a sandwich chain found on the west coast) which decided that the white-trash market found in Yucaipa just wasn't their style. They move out and and asian couple move in and buy the place. The change the name to Hogi-dough (because like all asians think: "Who doesn't like doughnuts?") I don't know... perhaps it just bugs me. Their was this resturant out in Virginia whos name was "Super Number 1 Chinesse Food Resturant" (I can't remeber if they actually spelled out the word "number" or used a "#"). Now, with a title that long, you better have some freakin' good food. Otherwise thats an obstruction of public well-being. And I'm not about that. Ironically, in the same town there is another resturant titled, "Best Chinesse Food." Now, fellow readers, how is it possible that these two could exist simultaneously? If what they claim is true, i believe the universe would skism, collapse on itself, and create a giant lump of dried poison with which i would choke on. Fortunately, I had the opportunity to visit both of these resturants. "Super Number 1 Chinesse Food" in actuality isn't very super. The prices were crappy (i only get the buffet), lacked selection, and just over-all sucked. Meanwhile the other had very good food at a reasonable rate. Plus... they had a Mongolian BBQ (a sweeping fade in the east). However, I'm not quite sure how the mongols would feel being lumped in with the Chinesse, the Khans are probably rolling over in their ever-so-shallow graves at the smell of their fresh beef, chicken, lamb, pork, fresh vegetables, and special sauces permiating the air of some chinesse resturant like some Boxer Rebellion gone sour. Which leads me to the conclusion that I like Mongolians more than Chinesse, doughnuts are a Chinesse conspiracy, and the length of something doesn't necessarily make it better (which is good when it comes to me and some things *wink *wink).
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